Submitted by Patrick
i was crushing on this girl that had a boyfriend for a couple of months. i got over it but ran into her the other night and she told me that she broke up with her boyfriend. we hung out for a bit in my room and took some shots and started to make out. she sent a text right before and 20 minutes of hooking up i heard a big loud knock on the door.
i answered it still in my boxers and it was her boyfriend. guess they didn’t break up and she just wanted me to get my ass kicked.
it worked.
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