Submitted by Connor
i went back to school shopping for my dorm this weekend and there were so many hot girls all around the place. i went up to this one girl that was looking at the same TV as i was and started talking to her about it. she seemed to be appreciating the help and advice.
i ended up asking her for her number and she said sure. she reached into her bag and instead of taking out a pen she sprayed me with her keychain mace can.
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