Submitted by Derrick
i’ve been getting rejected and played by girls all summer (karma’s a bitch) so i decided to call up my ex-girlfriend to see if she wanted to hang out, thinking it would just be an easy hook up. we broke up because she was being to clingy and was really really upset when i dumped her. she sounded really estatic on the phone and said yes right away. she told me that her parents wouldn’t be home later on that afternoon and that i could come over.
i got there at that time and not only were her parents home but she hadn’t mentioned that she got a new huge rottweiler who loves to bite people. safe to say we didn’t hook up. she was laughing her ass off during the whole ordeal with an evil smirk on her face.
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