Submitted by Mark
today on the train i was sitting a few seats behind a very attractive woman. i took out one of my new, very cool/professional business cards (i’m an attorney) and wrote “call me” on the back. i got up and walked past her and slipped her the card and gave a very smooth wink in the process.
when i was leaving the train at my stop i passed by her seat again. she wasnt there but my card was. crumpled up into a ball with a piece of used gum inside.
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