Submitted by Simon
i went to a poolside party last night. mostly it was people that i knew but there was one girl there that i had never seen before. i started talking to her and she wasnt too into it but she kept on talking also. she shifted herself so that she was facing the pool and my back was to the pool. in the middle of one of my sentences she just pushed me and i stumbled back of course falling right into the pool. broken phone, wet cigarettes, wet wallet, ruined shoes, everything. she wasnt even that cute.
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