Submitted by Tyler
i came to the conclusion that it would be in my best women attracting interests to start reading Cosmo so that the chicks think that i’m sensitive and know where they’re coming from.
i was reading the latest Cosmo issue on the subway to class and a girl with the same issue sat down next to me, looked at me, my magazine, her magazine and smiled. finally, my planned has worked! she asked me what article i was reading and we talked about it. my stop came and i asked for her number before i left. she said “oh, you’re not gay? well i’m lesbian” and then smirked.
since when do dikes read a chick magazine?
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