Submitted by Oliver
me and a group of my friends met a group of girls at a club and we bought them all drinks and invited them to our table where we had a bottle. i started talking one of them up. i asked her to dance and she said that she can’t because she’s a lesbian. i told her that i didnt know that there were rules that lesbians couldnt just dance with a guy. she slapped me and left. when we left the club for the night i saw her in the corner near the entrance making out with the huge black bouncer. he was definitely not a chick. no way that gorilla of a man could even be mistaken for a chick regardless how drunk you are.
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