Submitted by George
i met a beautiful girl on the subway last week and she gave me her number. i called her the next day and we met up for a cup of coffee and she was telling me how she had an identical twin sister.
walking down the street the next week i saw the woman i met but it was actually her twin sister. not knowing that it was her twin, i started talking to her. she was totally confused and extra bitchy. i apologized and told her that i had actually met her twin sister. she responded by saying that her sister would never go out with, let alone talk to such an ugly creep.
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