September 2009
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Submitted by Allan
i hooked up with a girl i met at a party on the dancefloor last night. after dancing a bit and making out with her a bit, she said that i had to dance with her friend who was just standing there in the corner. her friend was pretty fat and unattractive but the girl i was with was so hot that it was worth it.
i started dancing with the girl for a few minutes and looked at the girl i hooked up with...
August 2009
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Submitted by Ronnie
the last night of the summer my best friend had a few people over to his house for beers and partying. he has a pool in the backyard so after a few drink and talking up this one girl we decided to skinny dip. i took off my clothes first and got into the pool. she took off her shirt, looked around then grabbed my clothes from the ground and just left.
it was a cold, long night
Submitted by Hector
this weekend was the first weekend back on campus with all the students and new freshmen so basically it was a big party week.
i met this girl on the dancefloor and we started to dance a bit. she turned around and we started making out a little bit. after about 2 minutes she just stopped and ran up the stairs.
didn’t come back…
Submitted by Patrick
i was crushing on this girl that had a boyfriend for a couple of months. i got over it but ran into her the other night and she told me that she broke up with her boyfriend. we hung out for a bit in my room and took some shots and started to make out. she sent a text right before and 20 minutes of hooking up i heard a big loud knock on the door.
i answered it still in my boxers and it was her...
Submitted by Ryan
i’ve been talking to this girl for a few days now and she really seems interested. we met at a party and hooked up and exchanged numbers. everytime i text her she says she’s busy or has to get ready for something. i know that she likes me though because she says that she is.
this constant postponing of hook ups is worse than rejection…
Submitted by Jon
i volunteered to help the freshmen move onto campus this year thinking i could talk to some of the new freshmen girls. i started to help in this one hot freshman and she was really happy and grateful of my assistance. when we finished she smiled and said thanks. i asked her if i could get her number so that maybe i could show her around campus. she totally shut down and said that i should stop...
Submitted by Andy
i met a girl at a frat party near campus and asked her to dance. she grabbed the beer out of my hand and said “sorry, i’m engaged to be married.”
Submitted by Daniel
last night was my last night at home before i left back to school so i decided to do it big with my friends. we called up a bunch of girls and headed over to a friend’s house and partied. i met this girl that i had never seen before and we ended up going up stairs together hook up. we get up to a room and she finds a pair of kinky handcuffs in the bedside table. she got all happy and...
Submitted by Connor
i went back to school shopping for my dorm this weekend and there were so many hot girls all around the place. i went up to this one girl that was looking at the same TV as i was and started talking to her about it. she seemed to be appreciating the help and advice.
i ended up asking her for her number and she said sure. she reached into her bag and instead of taking out a pen she sprayed me with...
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Submitted by Pedro
i was at a bagel shop this morning and two hot moms walked in just out of the gym. one of them was saying to the other how she wants a young guy to spice up her life while her husband is at work. i just listened in to the conversation and when they left, i followed the horny one to the store next door and tried to talk to her. she was confused so i mentioned that i overheard her talking to her...
Submitted by Derrick
i’ve been getting rejected and played by girls all summer (karma’s a bitch) so i decided to call up my ex-girlfriend to see if she wanted to hang out, thinking it would just be an easy hook up. we broke up because she was being to clingy and was really really upset when i dumped her. she sounded really estatic on the phone and said yes right away. she told me that her parents...
Submitted by Nick
last weekend i got invited to a white party at my friend’s house. the party was poolside and everyone was wearing white. i show up there and the girls are all drinking by the pool in their white tops. me and a few friends thought it would be a good idea to grab some of the girls and jump with them into the pool. we each pointed out our targets and they went ahead and did it. as i was about...
Submitted by Kris
my friends, who have an apartment on South Beach in Miami, went on vacation this week and let me have the keys to their place. i planned on exploiting this opportunity to the best of my ability. i went to clubs/bars all week with my other friends and we picked up chicks and brought them back up to the apartment. the others got lucky easy but the girl i brought up kept on asking me questions about...
Submitted by Andrew
i went to a waterpark with my friends yesterday. you would think that sexy girls running around in small bikinis would mean that it would be a very lucky day for all of us. waiting on those long lines we started talking to a group of girls behind us. my 3 guy friends ended up leaving the line with three of the girls but the one that i was talking to was being stubborn and was giving me attitude....
Submitted by Mike
it seems like all the girls i talk to these days has a boyfriend. i’ve met and talked to 3 girls and gotten their phone numbers but when i call them to go out, they magically have a boyfriend that they’re having trouble with and need to work out some problems with. what does that mean?
Submitted by Jack
last night i was at a club. every girl i approached to try dancing with their friend would give them a signal and they would just walk away. multiply this times about 10.
Submitted by Pete
i met a girl today at the park while me and my friends were playing pick-up basketball. we were talking and we decided that i would go home and shower off all my sweat and then come back to the park and pick her up to go out for dinner or something.
i get back to the park and see her huddled around with all her friends. she sees me and i go over to her and ask if we should go. she asks me where...
Submitted by Craig
i’ve been talking to this girl for a few months and we were heading towards a relationship but it just ended becoming a friendship. today she told me that she was going to get her hair and nails done and that when she gets back, i should come over and tell her how she looks. i said okay thinking that there might be a chance between us.
i get over there and she obviously looked amazing. she...
Submitted by Matt
i met a girl and got her number and we arranged for me to pick her up from her house the next night and go out together. she didnt mention a boyfriend to me or anything so i was in the clear. i sent her a text when i left my house and told her that i was less than 10 minutes away.
when i pulled up at her house the door opened and a guy came out with a baseball bat. it wasn’t her little...
Submitted by Sam
today was my 4th or 5th day at work at a new job that i have for the rest of the summer. its at a calling center so we just sit at stations and answer phones. a new girl was sitting next to me at the calling center today and gave me the cold shoulder from the first minute. within the program you can instant message other stations so i kept on messaging her but she was being really rude and...
Submitted by Jon
i was at a bar in Chicago this past weekend with my friend Gary. we were doing the usual 1-2 punch helping eachother out until a girl frantically came up to us and asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend for a few minutes. i obviously agreed and she pulled me all across the place like a ragdoll. She said that she wanted to make her ex-boyfriend jealous but was also using me to fend off alot of...
Submitted by Evan
i started talking to this girl that i sort of knew on facebook last week. usually when you talk to a girl you have to wait and plant your seeds before they grow. this specific seed grew extremely fast. i got her number that same day, only a few hours later and picked her up to hang out the next night.
we were sitting in the car in the back seat listening to some music. everything was feeling...
Submitted by James
i told one of my friends to introduce me to his girlfriend’s best friend. he did and we went out for dinner one night and movies a few nights later. the next week i was with my friend and i told him to call the girl while we were together so i can hear what she says.
my friend asks her if she likes me and if she had a good time, etc… while he’s asking she just kept on saying...
Submitted by Mark
today on the train i was sitting a few seats behind a very attractive woman. i took out one of my new, very cool/professional business cards (i’m an attorney) and wrote “call me” on the back. i got up and walked past her and slipped her the card and gave a very smooth wink in the process.
when i was leaving the train at my stop i passed by her seat again. she wasnt there but my...
Submitted by Dan
last night i went to see Blink182. during their song “Rock Show” (where they sing about meeting a chick at a rock show), i decided to talk to the hottie next to me telling her that she’s my girl at the rock show. during the next song i assumed that she went to the bathroom but she came back with security and they kicked me out. pretty harsh.
Submitted by Joey
So I met this girl in a club in Long Island. After talking and dancing we exchanged numbers and she texted me that night. We talked for a while and got really close. So we saw each other at the next club and started dancing again. When I went in for a kiss, she got really mad at me saying she barely knows me, even though we spoke for hours everyday for 2 weeks. She now refuses to talk to me, and...
Submitted by Simon
i went to a poolside party last night. mostly it was people that i knew but there was one girl there that i had never seen before. i started talking to her and she wasnt too into it but she kept on talking also. she shifted herself so that she was facing the pool and my back was to the pool. in the middle of one of my sentences she just pushed me and i stumbled back of course falling right into...
Submitted by Will
i took out a girl three times for dinner/movies/coffee, etc.. and when i went in for a kiss after our latest date, she totally just moved away and said that she can’t because i’m like a brother to her. we literally went out only three times, she’s spent like 10 hours with me maybe and i’m like a brother to her? only if we were in arkansas it wouldnt be problem
Submitted by Kyle
i hit on a real sexy girl at a gas station while we were both filling up our cars this afternoon. she had a prius and i was driving a bmw. she looked like she was probably 23-25 and her turn-down line was that there’s probably a slight difference in our ages.
i’m 26 and don’t look any older than my age. she was a stupid hippie anyways.
Submitted by Andrew
i was at a wedding this week and went up to talk to an old friend, who was a girl i went to middle/high school with. we had a nice chat during the reception and even danced to a song or two. at the end of the day, i went up to her again and asked her for her number. she gave me a number alright. the number to the suicide prevention hotline. WOW SERIOUSLY?
Submitted by Miles
i asked out a girl that i’ve know for a while for dinner and she accepted. i picked her up and we went to the restaurant. it wasn’t the most expensive place but it wasnt the olive garden either. we were talking and had a decent time.
when i dropped her off at home i asked her if we should do it again next week or in a few days and she said not really, she was just using me for a free...
Submitted by Xavier
i hate getting rejected so this time i decided to take revenge on the girl that rejected me on the dancefloor one night. i had been dancing and spotted her and i assumed that she kept on looking my way so i danced over to her and made a move but she just walked away.
she was standing at the bar with her back towards me so i went up from behind her and pretended like i was getting a drink but...
Submitted by Paul
i asked out a girl who wasn’t out of my league, just a regular hottie. she smiled, asked if i was serious, laughed and then asked if she could take a picture of me with that dumb look of “wtf is going on” on my face.
Submitted by Tyler
i came to the conclusion that it would be in my best women attracting interests to start reading Cosmo so that the chicks think that i’m sensitive and know where they’re coming from.
i was reading the latest Cosmo issue on the subway to class and a girl with the same issue sat down next to me, looked at me, my magazine, her magazine and smiled. finally, my planned has worked! she...
Submitted by Wyatt
i went to a wedding last night and as usual, got tanked at the open bar. i was just walking around the party and saw this stunning woman in a short, tight white dress. i went and started talking to her and asked her for her number.
it was the bride. yeah, i got thrown out of the party by her 4 huge cousins/brothers. what stupid bride wears a short tight dress for her own wedding?
Submitted by Quinn
Going to the coffee shop near my office in downtown LA is a daily routine for me. Since I go there relatively at the same time everyday, I tend to see the same people there as well.
This one girl is there 4 out of the 5 weekdays that I go to the coffee shop and 2 out of those 4 days she is either right in front of me or right behind me. I noticed one morning she was reading the sports section so...
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Submitted by Oliver
me and a group of my friends met a group of girls at a club and we bought them all drinks and invited them to our table where we had a bottle. i started talking one of them up. i asked her to dance and she said that she can’t because she’s a lesbian. i told her that i didnt know that there were rules that lesbians couldnt just dance with a guy. she slapped me and left. when we left the...
Submitted by Brock
Last Wednesday, I was in at this club in Long Island called, “The Crazy Donkey.” This girl Gabby and I started dancing and eventually, hooking up. After about an hour of hooking up and crotch grabbing, she went outside with her friends. Later when I went outside to talk to her she seemed like she didn’t know who I was. She was avoiding me with her friends around. I thought I...
Submitted by Zack
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Submitted by Nathan
i was working an internship over the summer and this not too good looking girl started working there also. for some reason, i got her number and called her up one night. we just hung out. the next day, we left work at the same time and ended up at her place. we were watching tv in her dad’s study and started hooking up.
after a bit of that i just left and played it cool at work when i saw...
Submitted by Lance
i met a beautiful Brazilian girl at a party last night. i was talking to her and she was struggling a bit with our conversation but it was going well. i asked her to leave with me and she told me in broken english, “i dont know how to say in english but fuck off”. i just like to believe that it could’ve been worse… right?
Submitted by Hector
i asked out a co-worker to dinner one night to a beautiful expensive restaurant. she accepted with a smile and a wink. we decided to meet at the restaurant since we were going to be on the opposite ends of the city during the day.
i got to the restaurant about 5 minutes early and sat at the table. i expected that she would run late so i wasnt worried when i was kept waiting. i ordered an...
Submitted by Eric
me and this girl were dating for about 2 months. everything was smooth, we had the occassional fight but it always ended up okay. we started off dating after she had broken up with a boyfriend who she was cheating on (with me). i thought they were totally broken up until we were in bed one morning and i looked over at her getting up and she opened the bedside table drawer and took out a ring and...