Rejected by Ashley

Submitted by Allan

i hooked up with a girl i met at a party on the dancefloor last night. after dancing a bit and making out with her a bit, she said that i had to dance with her friend who was just standing there in the corner. her friend was pretty fat and unattractive but the girl i was with was so hot that it was worth it.

i started dancing with the girl for a few minutes and looked at the girl i hooked up with and she was standing by the keg with her friends just pointing and laughing at me. she left shortly after that.

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Submitted by Ronnie

the last night of the summer my best friend had a few people over to his house for beers and partying. he has a pool in the backyard so after a few drink and talking up this one girl we decided to skinny dip. i took off my clothes first and got into the pool. she took off her shirt, looked around then grabbed my clothes from the ground and just left.

it was a cold, long night

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Submitted by Hector

this weekend was the first weekend back on campus with all the students and new freshmen so basically it was a big party week.

i met this girl on the dancefloor and we started to dance a bit. she turned around and we started making out a little bit. after about 2 minutes she just stopped and ran up the stairs.

didn’t come back…

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Submitted by Patrick

i was crushing on this girl that had a boyfriend for a couple of months. i got over it but ran into her the other night and she told me that she broke up with her boyfriend. we hung out for a bit in my room and took some shots and started to make out. she sent a text right before and 20 minutes of hooking up i heard a big loud knock on the door.

i answered it still in my boxers and it was her boyfriend. guess they didn’t break up and she just wanted me to get my ass kicked.

it worked.

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Submitted by Ryan

i’ve been talking to this girl for a few days now and she really seems interested. we met at a party and hooked up and exchanged numbers. everytime i text her she says she’s busy or has to get ready for something. i know that she likes me though because she says that she is.

this constant postponing of hook ups is worse than rejection…

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Submitted by Jon

i volunteered to help the freshmen move onto campus this year thinking i could talk to some of the new freshmen girls. i started to help in this one hot freshman and she was really happy and grateful of my assistance. when we finished she smiled and said thanks. i asked her if i could get her number so that maybe i could show her around campus. she totally shut down and said that i should stop creeping on the new students and closed the door to her room.

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Submitted by Andy

i met a girl at a frat party near campus and asked her to dance. she grabbed the beer out of my hand and said “sorry, i’m engaged to be married.”

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Submitted by Daniel

last night was my last night at home before i left back to school so i decided to do it big with my friends. we called up a bunch of girls and headed over to a friend’s house and partied. i met this girl that i had never seen before and we ended up going up stairs together hook up. we get up to a room and she finds a pair of kinky handcuffs in the bedside table. she got all happy and handcuffed me to the bed and got on top of me.

she gives me one little kiss on the lips and just leaves the room leaving me there handcuffed to the bed. i’ll just go with “she wasn’t that hot anyways”.

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Submitted by Connor

i went back to school shopping for my dorm this weekend and there were so many hot girls all around the place. i went up to this one girl that was looking at the same TV as i was and started talking to her about it. she seemed to be appreciating the help and advice.

i ended up asking her for her number and she said sure. she reached into her bag and instead of taking out a pen she sprayed me with her keychain mace can.

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